Swearsaurus: How to insult, swear, cuss, and curse in Tagalog (Filipino)
Tagalog (Filipino) Language Swearing & English Translation. |
| Tagalog (Filipino) Swearing |
English Translation |
| Tarantado Ka |
You're stupid |
| Tsupain mo titi ko |
Suck my dick |
| Sinabay mo kinantot ang nanay at tatay mo habang yung kapatid mo nanonood |
You fuck your mom and your dad, while your siblings are watching! |
| Ang butas ng puwet mo ay malaki! |
The hole in your ass is really big! |
| Karida puta |
Stupid fucking whore |
| Pokpok |
Whore |
| Puta |
Bitch, whore |
| Kaskasin mo puke mo sa dingding |
Scratch your pussy off the wall |
| Malaking tae sa mukha mo! |
That shit on your face is big! |
| Ang okie mo amoy ng pussit! |
Your pussy smells like squid! |
| Putit ang bulbul mo! |
Your pubis are white! |
| Ang mama mo kalbo! |
Your mom is bald! |
| Walang tungtung ng yung lolo mo! |
Your grandpa has no dick! |
| Dinilaan mo ang pwet nang lola mo |
You lick your grandmother's ass |
| Putang ina ang baho mo |
Mother fucker, you stink |
| Puke mo mabaho |
Your pussy stinks |
| Putragis na impyerno (Tagalog dialect) |
Fucking hell |
| Isinusumpa kita |
I curse you |
| Anak ka ng puta |
You're a child of a whore |
| Puta |
Whore, slut |
| Puta ka |
You're a whore |
| Putang ina mo |
Your mother is a whore |
| Bilat sini mo |
You're a cunt |
| Kantutin mo ang nanay mo |
Go fuck your mother |
| Buwa ka ng ina mo |
You're the slime of your mother |
| Kiki mo |
Your cunt |
| Titi mo |
Your dick |
| Putanginamo |
Fuck you |
| Maliit ang titi mo |
You got a small dick |
| Magkantutan tayo |
Let's fuck |
| Gusto kong kantutin tulad nito |
I like to be fucked like that |
| Gusto kitang kantutin na parang hayop |
I want to fuck you like an animal |
| Gusto kitang kantutin |
I want to fuck you |
| Kantutin mo ko pag mali ako |
Fuck me if I'm wrong |
| Naninigas ang titi ko |
I got a hard on |
| Didilaan ko ang tinggil mo |
I'll lick your clit |
| Sipsipin mo ang titi ko |
Suck my dick |
| Lunukin mo ang tamod ko |
Swallow my cum |
| Malaki ang suso mo |
You got big tits |
| Anak ng puta mo |
Son of a bitch |
| Puke ng ina mo |
Your mom's pussy |
| Tukmol |
Ugly |
| Putang Puta |
Fucking whore |
| Ikaw, walang kang titi |
You have no dick |
| Ikaw, wala kang puwet |
You have no butt |
| Ang pangkit ng ina mo |
Your mom is so ugly |
| Malaki ang tae mo |
Your shit is big |
| Puputulin ko titi mo |
I will slice your dick |
| Baho ng utot mo |
Your fart stinks |
| Pumunta ka sa impiyerno |
Go to hell |
| Puro kagaguhan ka |
You're full of shit |
| Sisipain ko puwet mo |
I'll kick your ass |
| Laki ng tenga mo |
You have big ears |
| Putang ina, ang pangit mo |
Fucking hell! You're so ugly |
| Bakla |
Faggot, gay |
| Mantsutsupa |
Cocksucker |
| Jologs |
Poor loser |
| Titi |
Penis, dick, cock |
| Lola mong panot |
Your grandmother is bald |
| Sipain ko lolo mo e |
I'll kick your grandfather |
| Lola mong panot |
Your grandmother is bald |
| Tatay mo kab skawt |
Your dad's a little boy scout |
| Masyado maliit ang suso mo |
Your breasts are way too small |
| Tae |
Shit |
| Titi mo mabaho |
Your cock is smelly |
| Putanginamo |
Your mom is a slut |
| Gunggong |
Moron |
| Tanga |
Stupid |
| Abnoy |
Abnormal, retarded |
| Pututuy |
Tiny penis |
| Tababoy |
Fat Pig |
| Tae |
Shit |
| Ina |
Mother |
| Taena |
Shitty mother |
| Nak Ng Pu |
Son of a whore |
| Unggok |
Irritating bastard |
| Tiyo Paeng |
An uncle who sexually molests relatives |
| Igad |
Immature shit |
| Bernal |
Shitty bulldog |
| Ukinnam |
Your mother's cunt |
| Kainin mong tae mo |
Go eat your shit |
| Mabuhok ang utong mo |
You re nipples are hairy |
| Laplapin mo na lang lola mo |
Go eat your grandma s cunt |
| Gusto kitang himasin |
I wanna caress you |
| Ganito ka ba talaga kabaho? |
Do you really stink this bad? |
| Magsubuan kayo ng tae |
Go feed each other shit |
| Walang kuwentang kantutin ang joa mo |
Your girlfriend isn't worth fucking |
| A ulol! |
Go to hell!, Fuck you! |
| Magtsupaan kayo ni Hesus |
Let you and Jesus blow each other |
| Magjakol ka na lang |
Go fuck yourself |
| Magtikol ka na lang |
Go fuck yourself |
| Sibakan tayo |
Let s fuck |
| Umuwi ka na |
Go home!, Go to hell! |
| Amoy pusod ka |
You reek of belly buttons |
| Amoy Yuropeo ka |
You smell like a European |
| Hanggang jakol ka lang naman e |
That's all you can do; masturbate |
| Malibog ako |
I'm horny |
| Malibog ako sa iyo |
You make me horny |
| E tuyo naman yung puke mo e |
At least I don t have a dry pussy |
| Tinitigasan ako sa iyo |
You're giving me a hard on |
| Jakolin mo ako! |
Jack my cock! |
| Masarap ka ba? |
Do you taste good? |
| Putang inang trabaho ito |
Fuck this Job |
| Putang inang lugar ito |
Fuck this Place |
| Putang inang buhay ito |
Fuck this life |
| Sino ang putang ina ito? |
Who is this fucker? |
| Sino ang gagong ito? |
Who is this idiot? |
| Bading |
Faggot |
| Pokpok |
Whore |
| Jakolero |
Someone who masturbates a lot |
| Punitin mo ako |
Tear me apart |
| Sibakin mo ang joga ko |
Fuck my tits |
| Tsupaero |
Cocksucker |
| Gabakoy ka permi? |
Do you masturbate often? |
| Walang hiya ka/ Lang hiya ka |
You're shameless |
| Gago |
Crazy |
| Pusang gala |
Runaway pussy |
| Pucha (Also Putsa) |
Whore |
| E kung sipain kita diyan |
What would you say if I kick you right now? |
| Manahimik ka na nga lang |
Why don't you just shut up? |
| Hesus |
Jesus |
| Susmariosep |
Jesus Mary and Joseph! |
| Diyos ko po |
My god! |
| Tanginang kano 'to |
This American son of a whore |
| Tanginang intsik 'to |
This Chinese son of a whore |
| Tadyakan kita diyan sa ngalangala e |
Wait until I kick you in the chin |
| Hanggang tae ka na lang |
All you'll ever be is shit |
| Tae ka |
You're shit |
| Tae mo |
Your shit |
| Tae mo amoy tae |
Your shit smells like shit |
| Ttumae ka nga |
Go shit |
| Matae ka sana sa pantalon mo |
I hope you shit your pants |
| Amoy tae ka |
You smell like shit |
| Hindi na utot yan a |
That's not flatulence anymore |
| Saksak mo sa baga mo |
Stick this in your lung |
| Maihi ka sana sa kama |
I hope you wet your bed |
| May laman ba yang kokote mo |
You got anything in that head of yours |
| Kulang sa turnilyo |
Stupid, crazy (lit. lacks screws in the head) |
| Mangulangot ka na lang kaya |
Why don't you just pick your nose |
| Laway mo tumatalsik |
Your mouth is a shower of saliva |
| Sumibak ka na lang ng kalabasa! |
Go fuck a pumpkin! |
| Punyeta |
Shit |
| Baliw |
Mentally retarded |
| Sira ulo (or ulol) |
Nuts, crazy |
| Bayag |
Testicle |
| Puki (or puke) |
Pussy |
| Dyoga (or joga) |
Boobs |
| Tumbong |
Ass |
| Pwet (or puwet) |
Butt |
| Burat |
Head of dick |
| Unggoy |
Monkey |
| Tanga |
Stupid |
| Bugok |
Slow learner |
| Bobo |
Slow learner |
| Tikol |
Masturbate |
| Sinto sinto |
Retarded |
| Hayop |
Animal |
| Malintong |
Slutty |
| Prosti |
Prostitute |
| Hayup ka! |
You animal! |
| Ay puta! |
Oh, shit! |
| Pangit! Putang ina mo! |
You ugly son of a bitch. |
| Pangit |
Nasty |
| Halika, putang ina mo. |
Come here, you son of a bitch. |
| Layas, putang ina ka! |
Get out, you mother fucker! |
| Ulol |
Crazy |
| Gago |
Asshole |
| Ebak |
Shit |
| Takim |
Shit |
| Tarantado ka |
You Bastard |
| Putik ka |
Slang of 'putang inamo' |
| Gagi |
Slang of 'gago' |
| Ang uten mo ay kasing liit ng buteke |
Your cock is little like a lizard |
| Mang-aagaw ng lakas |
Homosexual (lit. strength drainer) |
| Amoy tamod ang bunganga mo, bakla! |
Hey fag, your mouth smells like cum |
| Gusto kong dilaan ang tinggil mo |
I want to lick your clit |
| Hunsvotti |
A horse's ass (lit. "dog's cunt") |
| Masarap ang puke mo! |
Your pussy is delicious! |
| Tarakun |
Stupid |
| Gusto kong dilaan ang kiki mong basa! |
I want to lick your wet pussy! |
| Puke mo, malaki! |
You have a big pussy |
| Broha (Slang) |
Bitch |
| Laplapin mo pekpek ng nanay mo! |
Lick your mom's pussy |
| Basa ang utot mo |
Your fart is wet |
| Umutot ka kaya sa ilong mo |
Why don't you fart thru your nose |
| Sipsipin mo ang utot ko |
Suck my fart |
| Tatlo ba ang betlog mo? |
Do you have three balls? |
| Wala kang silbi sa mundo pakamatay ka na lang |
You're worthless in this world, better kill yourself |
| Sa lagay na yan e di ka pa tinutubuan ng sungay? |
You haven't grown horns after what you've done? |
| Bukas tatakpan ka na ng diyaryo |
Tomorrow newspapers will cover your dead corpse |
| Mas ma sarap ang tae ng aso sa pagkain mo |
This dog's shit tastes better than your food |
| Ang bait mo, sana kunin ka ni Diyos |
You're too good, I hope the lord takes you now |
| Kausapin mo ang tinga ko |
Talk to the pieces of food in between my teeth |
| Saksak ko tong bote ng grande sa wetpacks mo e |
Wait until I stick this (huge) bottle of beer into your ass |
| Langhiya ka |
Shameless (lit. no sensibilities for embarrassment) [Contraction of "walang hiya ka"] |
| Manahimik ka kung wala kang magawa sa buhay mo |
Shut your mouth if you cant do anything with your life |
| Hindi maliit ang titi ko - maluwag ang puke mo! |
It's not my dick that's small - it's your pussy which is loose! |
| Nagbabra ka pa e wala ka namang joga |
Why wear a bra when you don't even have tits? |
| Masarap kaya ang kesong gawa sa gatas mo? |
I wonder if cheese made from your milk will taste good |
| Mas gugustuhin ko pang singhutin ang utot ko kaysa mapatabi sa'yo |
I'd rather sniff my fart rather than sit beside you |
| Makitalo ka lang sa sibakan ng lolo at lola mo |
Go join your grandparents fucking |
| Baka gusto mong hilahin ko yung titi mo tapos isuksok ko dyan sa pwet mo? |
How would you like it if I take your dick and stick it deep up your ass? |
| Kung ayaw mong oras mo, kauusapin mo, putang ina___________! |
If you don't like your work schedule, talk to that fucking ________! (Put a name in the blank.) |
| Masmalaki pa yata ang ugat ng titi ko kaysa sa titi mo |
My dicks veins are bigger than your dick |
| Nag-brip ka pa, wala ka namang bayag!? |
Why wear underwear when you don't have any balls!? |
| Ikao Tarantado A Mabaho |
You're a bastard and you stink! |
| Malandi ka |
You're a slut |
| Tamaan ka sana ng kidlat |
May lightning strike you |
| Lintek ka |
Asshole! |
| Marame bule bule sa pek pek. |
Hairy cunt |
| Kantot sa pwet |
Fuck your ass |
| Malibo |
Horny |
| Pare dilaan mo puwet ko |
Lick my ass, dude |
| Kiri ka |
You're a bitch |
| Putang ina mo puta ka |
Your mother is a whore, bitch |
| Dyug-dyug |
Fuck |
| Malibog ka |
Lustful |
| Hindot |
Fuck |
| Salsalin mo |
Masturbate it |
| Tamud |
Semen |
| Puki mo |
Your vagina |
| Titi mo |
Your penis |
| Lunukin mo tamod ko |
Eat my cum |
| Matamis ang tamod ko |
My cum taste sweet |
| Pare dilaan mo bayag ko |
Lick my balls, dude |
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