| Quebecois Swearing |
English Translation |
| Connard |
Asshole |
| Vas te faire foutre |
Go fuck yourself |
| P'tite vie |
Life sucks |
| J'me suis fendu le cul en quatre pour toé! |
I tried fucking hard for you (lit: I split my own ass into four parts just for you) |
| T'es rien qu'un ostie de gros cochon sale qui s'roule dans sa propre marde à la journée longue pis qu'y aime ça en plus! |
You are nothing but a fat dirty pig that rolls in its own shit all day long and, furthermore, you enjoy that! |
| T'es juste une salope |
You're nothing more than a bitch |
| Grosse câlisse de vache sale qui a le jus de plote qui goute la sauce à
poutine! |
Huge fucking fat cow with "poutine gravy"
flavored cunt juice. (Poutine is a typical Québec fast-food dish: French fries with chunks of fresh cheese and brown gravy) |
| Ostie de trou de cul! |
Fucking asshole! |
| Face de pet |
Fart face |
| Mon écoeurant toé! |
You're disgusting! |
| Patapouffe |
Very insulting nickname referring to the very unpopular actual Prime Minister of Québec; the "liberal" Jean Charest. |
| Michou |
Insulting nick-name referring to the wife of the actual Prime Minister of Québec; the "liberal" Jean Charest. |
| Ti-mé |
Name from the pathetic main character in the TV show "la p'tite vie" used to describe old fashioned people. |
| Pourquoi tu parles en trou de cul de poule? |
Why do you speak as if your mouth was the ass of a chicken (referring to the people who speak French with a snobbish Parisian accent) |
| B.S. (Bien-être Social) |
People on welfare |
| T'es plus con que le Doc Mailloux! |
You are dumber than the dumbest silly looking freak psycho I know! |
| Schizo-greluche |
Schizophrenic chick |
| T'as le cordon du coeur qui traine dans la
slutch! |
You're the laziest motherfucker! |
| Saint-ciboire-du-saint-sacrement! |
Holy cup of the sacred-saint! |
| Ferme donc ta câlisse de grande yeule sale mon ostie de
tabarnack! |
Would you mind shut-up your big dirty mouth you dumb
motherfuckin' ass! |
| Aah pis va donc chier mon ostie! |
You better go shit you fuckface! |
| Mange donc un gros char plein d'marde! |
You need to eat a whole truck loaded with shit! |
| Fifure |
Gay behavior |
| Camioneuse |
Lesbian |
| Brouteuse de touffe |
Pubic hair grazing lesbian |
| T'es tu gelé? |
Are you baked (stone)? |
| Batard |
Bastard |
| Sainte-bénite |
Holy shit |
| Sainte-viarge |
Holy virgin |
| Saint-ciboire |
Holy ciborium |
| Enfant de chienne |
Son of a bitch (lit. son of a dog) |
| Ostie de tabarnak |
Fucking shit |
| Va te faire enculer chez les Grecques |
Go get screwed by the Greeks |
| Ton père a fouré ta mère tellement fort, que tu suçais des queues déjà quand t'étais un
foetus. |
Your father fucked your mother so hard that you already sucked dicks when your were a
fetus |
| Veux-tu ben fermer ta grand yeule! |
Would you mind shutting up your big mouth |
| Câline de bine |
Dammed bean) |
| Peteux de broue |
Bullshiter |
| Gros cul plein de marde |
Fat ass full of shit |
| Enfouaré |
Coward |
| Newfie |
In Québec it's insulting that someone thinks that you are from Newfoundland |
| Tu parles en trou de cul de poule |
You speak with the Parisian accent, lit. you speak like the ass of a chicken |
| Colon |
Colon |
| Sauvage |
Wild man |
| Enculeur de mouche |
Fly fucker |
| Fils de pute |
Son of a prostitute or son of a bitch |
| Lavette |
Easily frightened |
| T'es laid à faire peur |
You're frightfully ugly |
| Pissou |
Uncourageous |
| Pisseux |
Uncourageous |
| Peureux |
Uncourageous |
| T'es saoul comme une botte |
You're drunk like a boot |
| Fucké |
Screwed |
| Kétaine |
You have cheesy tastes |
| Taré |
Depraved |
| Gros crisse de plein de merde |
You fat fuck full of shit |
| Petit(e) cave |
Little dumbass |
| Petit(e) con(ne) |
Little stupid |
| Robineux |
Hobo |
| Ta mère est tellement grosse qu'elle a son propre code postal |
Your mama's so fat that she has her own postal
code. |
| Tête carrée |
Square head |
| Vieux pet |
Old fart |
| T'es juste une tabarnak de couche pleine de diarrhée! |
You're just a fucking diaper full of diarrhea |
| C'est toi qui a fouré ton mon'oncle? |
You're the one that fucked your uncle? |
| Ma câlisse de grosse vache sale de suceuse de bat circonsis |
You dammed fat dirty cow that suck circumcised dicks |
| Mangeux de marde |
Shit-eater |
| Mêle toi t'es oignons |
Mind your own business |
| T'es rond comme un spare |
You're fukin' drunkard! |
| Veux-tu savoir comment tu pèses sans tes dents? |
Would you like to know how much you weight without your teeth? |
| Ta Gueule (or Ta 'Yeule) |
Shut the fuck up |
| Ostie! |
Holy shit! |
| Plotte Sale |
Dirty Cunt |
| Putain |
Whore (Fuck! exclamation) |
| Vas t'enculer |
Go get fucked up the ass! |
| Penche-toi, chienne |
Bend over, bitch! |
| Calisse de Tabarnack |
Fucking shit! |
| Boules |
Boobs |
| Boutte |
Hard-on |
| Chienne |
Whore, bitch |
| Cave |
Stubbornly stupid |
| Gosses |
Testicles, balls
(lit. seed pods) |
| Graine |
Penis |
| Niaiseux |
Idiot |
| Va chier |
Go take a crap |
| Plotte dosée |
Disease-ridden vagina |
| Se crosser |
To masturbate (lit. to cross oneself) |
| Tabernac |
Shit! (lit. tabernacle) |
| Calisse |
Fuck! (lit. chalice) |
| Maudit |
Damned |
| Tata |
Fool |
| Trou d'cul |
Ass hole |
| P'tit christ |
Little bastard |
| Christ de chien sal |
Fucking dirty bastard |
| Va te crosser |
Jerk off (go fuck yourself) |
| P'tite queue |
Small dick |
| Fifi |
Faggot |
| Tapette |
Faggot |
| Homo |
Faggot |
| Moumoune |
Faggot |
| Mangeur de merde |
Shit-eater |
| Grosse Bertha |
Fat Woman |
| Noune |
Cunt, pussy |
| Plotte |
Cunt, pussy |
| Christ de plote sale |
Fucking dirty cunt |
| Maudit fif |
Dumb Faggot |
| Suceux de balus |
Cock sucker |
| Va fourrer ta mère |
Motherfucker |
| Grosse christ de vache |
Fat fucking cow |
| Va chier |
Go shit |
| Mange de la marde |
Eat Shit |
| Ni cul ni tête |
Moron |
| Pisseux |
Coward |
| Chieux |
Coward |
| T'es pas game |
Coward |
| Va te faire défoncer |
Go get ass-fucked |
| Fou |
Crazy |
| Stupide |
Stupid |
| Tata |
Dumb |
| Mongole |
Retarded |
| T'es malade mental |
You're sick in the head |
| Fourre toé l'doigt dans l'cul |
Stick your finger up your ass |
| Charrue |
Slut |
| Va péter dans les fleurs |
Fuck off! (lit. Go fart on some flowers) |
| Sacrament! |
Goddammit! |
| Sacrifice! |
Gosh darnit! |
| Tabarouette! |
Shit! |
| Baptême! |
Shit! (lit. baptism) |
| Calice! |
Fuck! (chalice) |
| Chienne |
Bitch |
| Sti (pronounced Stsee) |
Fuck, shit, (lit. Host) |
| Mangeux de marde |
Shit eater |
| Plein de marde |
Full of shit |
| Sti de cave |
Fucking idiot |
| Epais |
Stupid (lit. Thick) |
| Maudit epais |
Fucking stupid |
| Calvaire |
Shit (lit. martyrdom) |
| Ciboire |
Shit (lit. ciborium) |
| Sti de vidange de christ |
Fucking crappy trash |
| Fourrer le chien |
To screw around (lit. to fuck a dog) |
| Tarla |
Retard |
| Esti de dieu sale |
Dirty fucking god |
| Esti d'tapette de calisse |
Fucking homo |
| Sacrament de calvaire |
Fucking hell |
| Suceux de gros pen sale |
Big and dirty cock sucker |
| Licheux d'anus |
Anus licker |
| Quequette |
Dick |
| Grugeux de bat |
Dick nibbler |
| Gland sale |
Dirty cockhead |
| Gland gris |
Grey knob (not a good sign) |
| Gage |
Faggot |
| Suce ma queue |
Suck my dick |
| Effluve du fondement |
Fart |
| Va te jeter en bas d'un pont! |
Go kill yourself |
| Mange un char de marde |
Eat a load of bullshit |
| T'es pas une lumiere |
You're not smart |
| Cabochon |
Imbecile |
| T'as le cul large comme un autobus |
Your ass is as big as a bus |
| T'es sexy comme un tracteur |
You're as sexy as a tractor |
| Il penses avec sa queue |
Dickhead |
| Sti d'pepsi |
Dumbass |
| Deux de pique |
Dumbass |
| Deux watts |
Dumbass |
| Face de cul |
Ugly shit |
| Peteux de broue |
Smart ass |
| Tite tête |
Stupid |
| Crisse |
Fuck |
| Crosseur |
Liar |
| Suce ma queue |
Suck my dick |
| Mange la Marde |
Eat Shit |
| Mange ma gauche |
Eat my left (testicle) |
| Ça ne tourne pas rond |
You're crazy |
| Vas jouer dans le traffique |
Go get yourself killed (lit. go play in traffic) |
| Mange mes combinaison |
Eat my shorts, (lit. eat my long underwear) |
| Susse ma graine |
Suck my cock |
| Maudit christ |
Antichrist! |
| Maillet |
Lunkhead (lit. mallet) |
| Tête de linotte |
Bird-brain (lit. linnet head) |
| Tête de pioche |
Lunkhead (lit. pickaxe head) |
| Zézette |
Dick (slang) |
| Enfant d'chienne! |
Son of a bitch |
| Arrête de fuckailler 'a chienne! |
Stop messing things up. |
| C'quoi ton fuck? |
What's your fucking problem? |
| 'tite queue! |
Little cock! |
| Dékaliss |
Fuck off |
| 'tite pute! |
Little whore! |
| T'es ben lait kaliss! |
You're so fucking ugly! |
| Bowzwel! |
Fuck man! (funny) |
| Vas donc fourrer une chèvres, ostie d'face de rat ! |
Go fuck a goat, fucking rat-face ! |
| Tu diras à ta mère qu'a l'a oublié son "G" chez nous. |
Tell your mom she left her g-string at my place |
| Coup donc, ton père t'encules-tu dans douche ? |
Say, does your dad screw you in the shower ? |
| T'envalles-tu ma cochonne ? |
Do you swallow, bitch ? |
| Être attriquer comme 'à chienne 'à Jacques |
Being dressed like a fuckin dumbass |
| Kitch |
Old fashioned |
| Homo |
Homo |
| Pédale |
Homo |
| Pipe |
Blowjob |
| Enculade |
Assfuck |
| Lopette |
Homo |
| Fourre toé lé dans l'chul |
Put this in your fag ass |
| Enfant de chienne |
Son of a bitch |
| Celle qui fait le trottoir |
Bitch |
| Tu craint autant qu'un âne |
You're as dumb as a donkey |
| Va te faire mettre |
Go get fucked |
| Va te faire foutre |
Go get fucked |
| Moumoune |
Gay |
| Mangeux de bite |
Gay |
| Licheux de queues |
Gay |
| Mangeux de raies |
Gay |
| Bouffeux de bats |
Gay |
| Tinami |
Gay |
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