301. Yo momma's so old she drove a chariot to high school.
302. Yo momma's so old that when God said let the be light she hit the switch.
303. Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
304. Yo momma's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
305. Yo momma's so old the fire department are on standby when you light her
birthday cake.
306. Yo momma's so old they ask to check her bags and she's not carrying any
luggage.
307. Yo momma's so old vultures constantly circle her house.
308. Yo momma's so old when Moses parted the Red Sea he found her fishing on the
other side.
309. Yo momma's so old when she gave birth, you came out with Dentures.
310. Yo momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
311. Yo momma's so old when she was a kid there was no old spice it was called
baby spice.
312. Yo momma's so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
313. Yo momma's so old when she was young rainbows were black and white.
314. Yo momma's so old you put her in a museum instead of an old folks home.
315. Yo momma's so po she can't even afford the last two letters.
316. Yo momma's so poor a hobo threw a cigarette on the floor and she said Thank
God we have heat.
317. Yo momma's so poor burglars break in and leave money.
318. Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers.
319. Yo momma's so poor even the republicans were willing to give her welfare.
320. Yo momma's so poor her baloney ain't got no first name.
321. Yo momma's so poor her doormat doesn't say Welcome it says Welfare.
322. Yo momma's so poor her front and back doors are on the same hinge.
323. Yo momma's so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun
and said Next one who moves.
324. Yo momma's so poor I asked her where the facilities were and she replied
Pick a corner, any corner.
325. Yo momma's so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in a gumball
machine.
326. Yo momma's so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started
singing Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord cause we got heat.
327. Yo momma's so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can and out she popped
saying Who knocked?
328. Yo momma's so poor I saw her hanging the toilet paper out to dry.
329. Yo momma's so poor I saw her in the dumpster. I said what are you doing,
she said grocery shopping.
330. Yo momma's so poor I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she
was doing and she said Redecorating.
331. Yo momma's so poor I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
332. Yo momma's so poor I stepped on her skateboard and she said Hey get off the
car.
333. Yo momma's so poor I stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
334. Yo momma's so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she
screamed "Who's taking down the drapes?"
335. Yo momma's so poor I walked into her home asked if I could use her toilet
and she said Sure thing its 4th tree on your right.
336. Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt
and she said Hey who turned off the heater?
337. Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said
"Who turned off the lights?"
338. Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and
she gave me two sticks I asked her what the sticks were for and she said Ones to
hold up the ceiling the other is to fight off the roaches.
339. Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and
she said Two buckets to your left.
340. Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked what was for dinner so she
lit my pockets on fire and said Hot Pockets.
341. Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat
stole my wallet.
342. Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the
toilet and she said "Hey where'd Grandma go?"
343. Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches
sitting around the toilet singing "We are family."
344. Yo momma's so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back
yard.
345. Yo momma's so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke
farted.
346. Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice.
347. Yo momma's so poor she bought a TV with only two channels ON and OFF.
348. Yo momma's so poor she bounces food stamps.
349. Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
350. Yo momma's so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
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