101. Yo momma's so dumb she peals M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies.
102. Yo momma's so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door.
103. Yo momma's so dumb she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a
booty call.
104. Yo momma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a
gumball to come out.
105. Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
106. Yo momma's so dumb she put her watch in the bank to save time.
107. Yo momma's so dumb she put light bulbs on a Christmas tree.
108. Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to
makeup her mind.
109. Yo momma's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your
house.
110. Yo momma's so dumb she put security cameras in a glass house to see in
other rooms.
111. Yo momma's so dumb she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
112. Yo momma's so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was
change in the weather.
113. Yo momma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund.
114. Yo momma's so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some
sleep.
115. Yo momma's so dumb she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a
branch manager.
116. Yo momma's so dumb she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
117. Yo momma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she
started ducking through traffic.
118. Yo momma's so dumb she saw her reflection on the TV and thought she was on
Jeopardy.
119. Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
120. Yo momma's so dumb she sold her Car for gas money.
121. Yo momma's so dumb she sold her camera to buy film.
122. Yo momma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
123. Yo momma's so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.
124. Yo momma's so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
125. Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
126. Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed.
127. Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a drug test.
128. Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a open book test and failed.
129. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks 1 + 1 is 3.
130. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
131. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at
McDonalds.
132. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks her twin lives in her mirror.
133. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
134. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks socialism means partying.
135. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock radio.
136. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
137. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks the cat in the hat is, a cat in a hat.
138. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
139. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks we are all in the Matrix.
140. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks WuTang is an orange flavored drink.
141. Yo momma's so dumb she though Titanic was a new flavor of tic tac.
142. Yo momma's so dumb she thought a hot meal is stolen food.
143. Yo momma's so dumb she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
144. Yo momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
145. Yo momma's so dumb she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
146. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Boyz2Men was a day-care center.
147. Yo momma's so dumb she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
148. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Chingy was what you say when you don't got
no more money.
149. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
150. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Condoleeza Rice was a Mexican Side Dish.
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