1151. Yo momma's got a wheelchair with 5Star rims and a clutch.
1152. Yo momma's ass is so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema.
1153. Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice.
1154. Yo momma's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
1155. Yo momma's has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
1156. Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No 6.
1157. Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
1158. Yo momma's like 7up never had it never will.
1159. Yo momma's so ugly she gets 7 years bad luck when ever trying to look at
herself in the mirror.
1160. Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil
Mary will never amount to anything.
1161. Yo momma's has 10 fingers, all on the same hand.
1162. Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on
her good side.
1163. Yo momma's So hairy she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
1164. Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch.
1165. Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home
and got 16 friends.
1166. Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home
and got 16 friends.
1167. Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
1168. Yo momma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes looking at an orange juice box
because it said concentrate.
1169. Yo momma's so dumb she thought 50 cent was a cheap pay-per-view.
1170. Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds.
1171. Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
1172. Yo momma's so fat she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
1173. Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36 and the other arm is just as big.
1174. Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a
sundial.
1175. Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard
gym.
1176. Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
1177. Yo momma's so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth.
1178. Yo momma's so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 747.
1179. Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what's the number for 911?
1180. Yo momma's so fat instead of Levis 501 jeans she wears Levis 1002s.
1181. Yo momma's may be old but she still parties like its 1899.
1182. Yo momma's so slow she is still back in 1999.
1183. Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
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