1101. Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
1102. Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her
face and said Twins.
1103. Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end.
1104. Yo momma's so ugly when she went camping the park ranger was like Hey
Yogi.
1105. Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the store and someone said no dogs
please.
1106. Yo momma's so ugly when the terminator said Ill be back he left running.
1107. Yo momma's so ugly when the when she was born the doctors spanked her
parents.
1108. Yo momma's so ugly Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every
time.
1109. Yo momma's so ugly when she went to Iraq they said We surrender.
1110. Yo momma's so cheap when she saw a penny on the floor she said son we won
the lottery.
1111. Yo momma's so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on.
1112. Yo momma's talks so much her mouth is like a convenience store, open 24
hours a day.
1113. Yo momma's teeth are so big she bit down on a piece of gum and cut her own
toenails.
1114. Yo momma's teeth are so black she spits ink.
1115. Yo momma's teeth are so rotten it looks like her tongue is in jail.
1116. Yo momma's teeth are so rotten when she smiles they look like dice.
1117. Yo momma's teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles.
1118. Yo momma's teeth are so yellow Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow
Brick Road.
1119. Yo momma's teeth so yellow she could get a job in the movie theater
spittin on popcorn.
1120. Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed.
1121. Yo momma's so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home
she moved.
1122. Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
1123. Yo momma's so dumb she has 1 toe and bought a pair of flip flops.
1124. Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1.
1125. Yo momma's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop.
1126. Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music.
1127. Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch TV.
1128. Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
1129. Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of
water in the box.
1130. Yo momma's so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1.
1131. Yo momma's so dumb she thought 2 Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
1132. Yo momma's got 1 toe and 1 knee and they call her Tony.
1133. Yo momma's butt is so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.
1134. Yo momma's so dirty she lost 2 pounds after taking a shower.
1135. Yo momma's so big it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.
1136. Yo momma's so slow it takes her 2 days just to wake up from the day
before.
1137. Yo momma's so slow it takes her 2 days to take a bath.
1138. Yo momma's so slow she has been leaving for 2 hours.
1139. Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
1140. Yo momma's got 3 tongues and talks like this like this like this.
1141. Yo momma's has 3 eyes and they call her Eyeeyeeye.
1142. Yo momma's so fat I gotta take 3 steps back just to see all of her.
1143. Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3
commercials.
1144. Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb.
1145. Yo momma's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.
1146. Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 and
8.
1147. Yo momma's so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.
1148. Yo momma's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.
1149. Yo momma's so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons.
1150. Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie.
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