751. Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house.
752. Yo momma's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
753. Yo momma's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
754. Yo momma's so fat she has to put a bookmarker in her rolls to find her
belly button.
755. Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
756. Yo momma's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
757. Yo momma's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper.
758. Yo momma's so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.
759. Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a long sleeved turtleneck bra.
760. Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.
761. Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she
is backin up.
762. Yo momma's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.
763. Yo momma's so fat she jumped in a pool and cause a tidal wave.
764. Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free
Willy.
765. Yo momma's so fat she lays on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her
back in the water.
766. Yo momma's so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
767. Yo momma's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back
she had on flip flops.
768. Yo momma's so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only because I spotted her
behind Mount Everest.
769. Yo momma's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry.
770. Yo momma's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
771. Yo momma's so fat she make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
772. Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
773. Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a TicTac.
774. Yo momma's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business.
775. Yo momma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
776. Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt.
777. Yo momma's so fat she once told me she could eat a horse, and she wasn't
kidding.
778. Yo momma's so fat she once went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food
she ate it.
779. Yo momma's so fat she plays Frisbee with UFOs.
780. Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA Detroit Chicago New
York.
781. Yo momma's so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
782. Yo momma's so fat she put on a red outfit and people mistake her for the
KoolAid man.
783. Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
784. Yo momma's so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time they reached her
waist they spelled out boulevard.
785. Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
786. Yo momma's so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started
running after her cause they thought they missed the bus.
787. Yo momma's so fat she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
788. Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
789. Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George
Washington's nose.
790. Yo momma's so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a
Gameboy.
791. Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
792. Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
793. Yo momma's so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
794. Yo momma's so fat she sat on the Bible and Jesus popped out.
795. Yo momma's so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said "Stop
That Twinkie!"
796. Yo momma's so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
797. Yo momma's so fat she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
798. Yo momma's so fat she started singing we are family McDonalds Burger King
and me.
799. Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
800. Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said Please step
out of the car.
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