551. Yo momma's like spoiled milk fat and chunky.
552. Yo momma's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
553. Yo momma's lips so big Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
554. Yo momma's mouth so big it takes her an hour to put on her lipstick.
555. Yo momma's mouth so big she speaks in surround sound.
556. Yo momma's neck so damn wrinkled I use it as a cheese grater.
557. Yo momma's nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat.
558. Yo momma's nose so big the last time I saw one like it it was attached to
an elephant.
559. Yo momma's nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers.
560. Yo momma's only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.
561. Yo momma's sets off car alarms when she runs.
562. Yo momma's smells so bad she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the
border.
563. Yo momma's smells so bad when she went to make friends with a skunk the
skunk got hit by a truck on purpose.
564. Yo momma's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
565. Yo momma's so bad I think its a new world record.
566. Yo momma's so bad when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
567. Yo momma's so bald even a wig wouldn't help.
568. Yo momma's so bald Mr Clean got jealous.
569. Yo momma's so bald she curls her hair with rice.
570. Yo momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed.
571. Yo momma's so bald that when she put on a sweater folk thought she was a
roll on deodorant.
572. Yo momma's so bald you can see what's on her mind.
573. Yo momma's so boring she makes debugging Prolog seem fun.
574. Yo momma's so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs Jiffy Pop from
the ceiling.
575. Yo momma's so crazy she makes pi look rational.
576. Yo momma's so damn strange that she invented a waterproof teabag.
577. Yo momma's so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
578. Yo momma's so dirty a family of mice inhabit her belly button.
579. Yo momma's so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused.
580. Yo momma's so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes.
581. Yo momma's so dirty she gives me ring around the collar.
582. Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
583. Yo momma's so dirty she leaves a ring around the public swimming pool.
584. Yo momma's so dirty she made right guard turn left.
585. Yo momma's so dirty she makes mud look clean.
586. Yo momma's so dirty she slowed down speed stick.
587. Yo momma's so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth.
588. Yo momma's so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
589. Yo momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to
use as chemical weapons.
590. Yo momma's so dirty that standin next to a tramp she make the tramp look
like a butler.
591. Yo momma's so dirty they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower.
592. Yo momma's so dirty when her drill sergeant said hit the dirt everyone
started hitting her..
593. Yo momma's so dirty you can tell her age by the rings underneath her
armpits.
594. Yo momma's so evil she makes the devil look like a good guy.
595. Yo momma's so fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side
of the milk carton.
596. Yo momma's so fat when she walks her butt claps.
597. Yo momma's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency
air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.
598. Yo momma's so big her belly buttons got an echo.
599. Yo momma's so big she can't wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on
her back.
600. Yo momma's so big she plays marbles with planets.
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