451. Yo momma's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.
452. Yo momma aint so bad she would give you the hair off of her back.
453. Yo momma's armpits are so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
454. Yo momma's arms are so short she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
455. Yo momma's ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs
of crack.
456. Yo momma's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.
457. Yo momma's blind and is seeing another man.
458. Yo momma's booty is so big if You tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2
trips.
459. Yo momma's breath must be taking karate because its really kickin.
460. Yo momma's breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
461. Yo momma's breath so bad she has to take prescription Tic Tac.
462. Yo momma's breath so bad she made a tic tac run away.
463. Yo momma's breath so stank needs odor eaters.
464. Yo momma's breath so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet
paper.
465. Yo momma's breath so stank when she exhales her teeth have to duck.
466. Yo momma's breath so stinky she needs odor eaters.
467. Yo momma's breath so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to duck.
468. Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts.
469. Yo momma's butt is so bony she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
470. Yo momma's butt is so fat if you put numbers on it she could stamp license
plates.
471. Yo momma's car's so ugly someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
472. Yo momma's code so bloated she makes assembly look like C.
473. Yo momma's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
474. Yo momma's dial up internet is faster then her.
475. Yo momma's Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat to
the dump?
476. Yo momma's Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a
shoe? Well Yo momma's so poor she live in a flip flop.
477. Yo momma's drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check
out.
478. Yo momma's ears got so much wax she got a job as a candle.
479. Yo momma's feet are so ashy it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
480. Yo momma's feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates.
481. Yo momma's feet are so big she could get a job helping Smokey the Bear
stomp out forest fires.
482. Yo momma's feet are so stanky she should be charged with sock abuse.
483. Yo momma's feet so fat her sneakers need license plates.
484. Yo momma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces she gets
yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
485. Yo momma's so fat she bit into a school bus and said where's the cream
filling.
486. Yo momma's forehead is so big you could show slides on it.
487. Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
488. Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see
people waving.
489. Yo momma's so grouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy
Meals.
490. Yo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk.
491. Yo momma's gums so black that she spits Yoo hoo.
492. Yo momma's hair so greasy you could fry a chiken in it.
493. Yo momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
494. Yo momma's hair so short she curls it with rice.
495. Yo momma's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
496. Yo momma's has a fro with landing lights.
497. Yo momma's has a glass eye with a fish in it.
498. Yo momma's has a major weight problem she can't wait to eat.
499. Yo momma's has a moustache and they call her Bob.
500. Yo momma's has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
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