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Hear about the new Korean cookbook?
It's called 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.
Why didn't the new Pope want to accept the position?
It meant moving into an Italian neighborhood.
What's German for "Vaseline"?
Der Wienerslider.
Why do WASPs fly so much?
For the food.
What's the worst thing about being a penis?
Your best friend is a cunt.
What are the three occasions an Italian man visits his priest?
His first communion, when he gets married, and before his electrocution.
Hear about the girl who had tits on her back?
She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
What did the disadvantaged Jewish teenager get for Chanukah?
A domestic car.
How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath.
Why is the urban cowboy's mustache all brown and scuzzy?
"He's lookin' for love in all the wrong places."
John: "Wow! Great scooter, where'd you get the motor?"
Bob: "My dad's iron lung."
John: "What did he say about that?"
Bob: "'AARRGGHHH!'"
Hear the new slogan for Clairol hair color?
"Buy a double batch and get a snatch to match."
What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey.
What came out of John Lennon's head when he was shot?
Beatlejuice.
Hear about the Pole who couldn't write "Happy Birthday" on a cake?
It kept getting stuck in the typewriter.
Where do fags park?
In the rear.
Hear about the Jewish porn movie?
It's called "Debbie Does Bubkis."
What did the WASP child scream when her school was burning down?
"MY HOMEWORK!!"
Hear about the Polish/Italian soccer game?
Italy didn't show up, and three plays later the Poles won.
Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African?
Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
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