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What's grosser than gross?
Fucking a pregnant lady and the fetus gives you head.
How do WASPs celebrate Passover?
Please pass over the chicken." "Buffy, pass over the gravy, would you?" "Will you pass over the potatoes, please."
Why don't bunnies make noise when they fuck?
They have cotton balls.
What's next door to the Joan Crawford Day Care Center?
The Grace Kelly Driving School.
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a JAP?
Nothing. There are some things even a gorilla won't do.
How do Chinese mothers name their babies?
Throw some silverware down the stairs and name them after the noise it makes.
Hear about the Englishman who thought manual labor was the president of Mexico?
Hear about the Alabama Highway Patrol car that hit an African-American so hard he flew thirty feet in the air?
He was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident.
What did one old maid say to the other?
"Let's go down to the cucumber patch and do pushups."
What's red and screams?
A skinned baby rolling in salt.
What do you call twenty hookers on a table?
Whores d'oeuvres.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a mailbox?
Bill.
Define "skyjacking." A hand job at 33,000 feet.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
With a school bus, all the little pricks are on the inside.
What does Miss Piggy use for a douche?
Hog wash.
Who's the quadriplegic under the car?
Jack.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and a jockstrap?
One's a dictator and the other's a dicktoter.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed Polish seamstress who couldn't menstruate?
What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots?
American pilots break ground and fly into the wind.
What do you call E.T. with no morals?
E.Z.
Hear about the gay judges who tried each other?
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