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What's a Puerto Rican limousine?
A garbage truck with Mercedes hubcaps.
Hear about the guy with the four-inch dick?
Some women like it, but others complain it's just too wide.
How do you make an African-American nervous?
Take him to an auction.
Hear about the good Catholic priest who gave up his celibacy for Lent?
Horny boyfriend: Pleeease, I'll only be in you for a minute.
Girlfriend: What do you think I am, a microwave?
Hear about the Great Wall of China?
It has chinks in it.
What's grosser than gross?
Finding a pubic hair in your Bloody Mary.
What's "Fi-fi-fo, fo-fo-fi-fo"?
Jesse Jackson's phone number.
How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly?
Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer.
Why aren't there any African-American players in the National Hockey League?
They aren't stupid.
Where does Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
What do old men do?
Luckfuck.
Hear about the Polish musicians who had to empty the saliva from their instruments?
They were a string quartet.
What's the sticky white stuff in women's panties?
Clitty litter.
Define "pizza." An abortion on toast.
Hear about the new Italian steel-belted radial tires?
Dago forward, dago backward, and when dago flat, dago wop, wop, wop.
Why is a vagina like a coffin?
It can only handle one stiff at a time.
What's this? (Open your mouth wide and stick out your tongue.)
Blow-jobber's cramp.
What does a lesbian get every 28 days?
A free meal.
What do cannibals call unborn babies?
Hors d'oeuvres.
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