What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.
The three words most hated by men during sex?
"Are you In?" or "Is It In?"
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Three words women hate to hear when having sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
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