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51. Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
- A. Whitney Brown
52. Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.
- Andy Warhol
53. I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
- Amie Beth Dickinson, Miss Alabama 1994, answering the question "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
54. It's like learning to play golf. Just when you think you've cracked it, they move the goalposts.
- Adrian Love, Southern Counties Radio
55. We are now living in the age in which we live.
- Ann Burdis
56. Most of the living legends I've been researching go back over centuries.
- Andrew Jones
57. Why do you think marriage is a bum deal, for you as a gay person?
- Ann Leslie
58. So if you haven't set off for the center yet, the best thing to do is to turn back and go home.
- Anne Nightingale
59. You are a first generation American but your father wasn't.
- Alan Tentob
60. Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
- Adrienne Gusoff
61. The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
- Alan Kay
62. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
- Al Bundy
63. We all know the leopard can't change his stripes.
- Al Gore
64. During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
- Al Gore
65. Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
- Anonymous
66. Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
- Anonymous
67. What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
- Anonymous
68. Guide to understanding a net addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on Usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of Usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of Usenet.
- Anonymous
69. Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
- Alf Landon, in a campaign speech while running against FDR
70. I've been planted here to be a vessel for acting, you know what I mean?
- Actor Leonardo DiCaprio
71. Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing- but none of them serious.
- Alan Minter
72. Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
- Bruce Forsyth
73. And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end.
- Bob Holness
74. And we journalists are taught to avoid clichés like the plague.
- Barry Norman
75. I wasn't always black . . . There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
- Bill Cosby
76. It wasn't hit terribly well.
- Bob Costas. after Knoblauch hit a ball in the ALCS playoffs
77. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields
78. They've really got the bit between their legs now. . .
- Bobby Ham, Pulse Sport
79. Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
- Batman Costume warning label
80. Dial- up telephone modems are an abomination. They cram digital data packets through analog voice circuit switches- - the worst of both worlds. . . even telephone modems, dumb as they are, know what they are doing is wrong. Just listen to their hissing and screeching every time we force them to do it.
- Bob Metcalfe
81. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
- Brian Pickrell
82. Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
- Bill Cosby
83. When you become senile, you won't know it.
- Bill Cosby
84. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope
85. When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
- Bob Hope
86. We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a brawl
87. The doctors X- rayed my head and found nothing.
- Baseball great Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the hea
88. 640K ought to be enough for anybody.
- Bill Gates, 1981
89. I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
- Cher
90. I'm a salty, greasy girl. I give every french fry a fair chance. Could you just lay some lard in my belly?
- Cameron Diaz
91. Once he'd gone past the point of no return, there was no going back.
- Commentator, BBC1
92. It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks.
- Colin Baker, ITV
93. Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
- Chicago Rotary Club journal
94. We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
- Colonel Gerald Wellman
95. I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.
- Charles Dickens
96. He does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches.
- Confucius
97. For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
- Cervantes
98. Don't cut off your nose yourself.
- Casey Stengel
99. Mr. Speaker, this bill is a phony with a capital F.
- US Congressman, during a heated congressional debate
100. There's Adam Clymer, major- league asshole from the New York Times. Cheney's response, "Oh yeah, he is, big time. "
- George W. Bush / Dick Cheney
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