Q: Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones
A: Because they're hand made.
Q: What do you do when your baby dies on Thanksgiving day?
A: Stuff the turkey with it.
Q. Why do babies have soft spots on their heads?
A. So the nurses can carry them around five at a time!
Q. What's the definition for pain?
A. Sliding a baby down a 50' razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol!
Q. What's the definition for gross?
A. A truck full of dead babies and one live one on the bottom eating his way out!
A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12-hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy.
Suddenly, the nurse throws the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and twirls it around several times and throws it against the wall.
The woman gives out a loud scream: "MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY?"
The Nurse chuckles a little to herself and then says, "April Fool! He was already dead!"
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