Q: Why does the husband always bring boiling water at a birth?
A: In case the baby dies, he can make soup.
Q : What's the worst thing a blind, deaf baby can get for Christmas ?
A : Cancer
Q : What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot?
A : A Pedophile's ass.
Q: What do vegetarian dingo's eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.
Q: What do you call a baby on a stick?
A: A Kebabie.
Q: What do you call a baby on a stick with no kidneys?
A: Donor Kebabie.
Q: What did the mother say to the baby on a stick that was crying?
A: "Shush, Kebabie!"
Q: What is the definition of revenge?
A: A baby with a dingo in its mouth.
Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
Q. What is brown and keeps it's juices in?
A. A baby in an oven bag.
Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.
Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
A: Dead babies make the best chum.
Q: What's charred black and smells really bad?
A: A baby playing with a blow torch.
Q. What was the baby doing on the wall?
A. Playing darts. It was the board.
Q. What was the baby doing on the table?
A. Lying on its tummy. It was the pin cushion.
Q: What is 18" long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
A: Crib death.
Q: What's worse (or more fun) than a dead baby in art class?
A: Pinning it up on the bulletin board.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?
A: You can't gargle gravel.
Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.
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