Q: How do you load 100 screaming babies onto a truck?
A: A pitchfork.
Q: How do you unload a truck full of babies?
A: With a pitchfork.
Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A: So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q: What's this? (hold arms out and shake them)
A: A live one.
Q: How do you know when you hit a live one?
A: The pitchfork shakes
Q: How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
A: Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
Q: What is worse than that?
A: At the bottom of the pile, there was one trying to eat its way out
Q: What is worse than that?
A: It made it.
Q: What is worse than that?
A: It went back for seconds!
Q. What's more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line?
A. Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What's more fun that spinning a baby on a clothesline at 100MPH?
A: Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Q: What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
A: Getting it out of the tires.
Q: How is a baby like a grape?
A: They both give a little wine when you squish them.
Q: What have you got when you strap a dead baby to each foot?
A: Slippers.
Q: What's small, red, and can't turn around in corridors?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.
Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q: What's small, red and can't get into elevators?
A: A baby with a javelin in it's head.
Q: What does a dingo call a baby in a pram?
A: Meals on wheels.
Q: What is pink, and with the flick of a switch, goes black?
A: A baby playing with a powerpoint.
Q: What's black and furry and crawls across New South Wales?
A: A baby covered in Funnel-Web spiders.
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