Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over?
A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die?
A: Because the koala landed on it.
Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?
A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman on a children's playground!
Q: What is more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
A: Pulling them off.
Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
A: Ripping it back off.
Q1: What's red and white and goes 'round and 'round?
Q2: What goes red white, red red, white white red...?
Q3: What is pink and red and goes round and round?
Q4: What's pink and with a flick of a switch turns red?
Q5: What's red and chunky and travels, in a circle, at 190 mph ?
A: A baby in a blender
Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!
Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender face first?
A: So you can see it's feet pulling up into tiny little fists!
Q1: How do you get 1000 dead babies in a phone booth?
Q2: How do you get 10 dead babies into a Tupperware bowl?
A1: La' Machine!
A2: Use a blender.
Q: How do you get it out?
A1: With a straw!
A2: Doritos.
Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
A: Ten dead babies in a garbage can.
Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.
Q: What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A: A trashcan lid in a dead baby.
Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.
Q: What have you got when four dead babies are piled on top of each other?
A: A stool.
Q: What is easier to unload, a truck full of Dead Babies or a truck full of bowling balls?
A: Dead Babies; you can use a pitchfork.
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: What's the difference between a barrel of water and a barrel of babies?
A: You can't shovel water with a pitchfork.
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