Q: What's red and sits in a highchair?
A: A baby eating razor-blades.
Q: What is red and white and squirms in the corner?
A: Dead Baby playing with razor blades.
Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner?
A: Same baby 3 weeks later.
Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A1: Baby in a cellophane bag.
A2: Dead Baby playing with Saran wrap.
Q: What is green and sits in the corner?
A: Same dead baby two weeks later!
Q: What is Baskin Robin's flavor of the month this month?
A: Blue Baby Cheesecake.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.
A2: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A3: Add 8 ounces of Coke-Cola with 2 scoops of dead baby.
A4: Take your foot off its head.
Q: And where did you get these babies?
A: Abortion Clinic.
Q1: What's red and white and bubbles all over?
Q2: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window?
Q3. What is brown and taps on a window?
Q4: What's pink and red and bangs on the window ?
Q5: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass?
A: A baby in the microwave.
Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds?
A: Dead baby in a carousel microwave!
Q: What's blue and knocks on glass?
A: A baby in a fish tank.
Q: What is charred black and screams?
A: A baby getting his toy out of the fireplace!
Q: What's wet, glows, and can't scream?
A: A baby with his finger in an electrical socket!
Q: What is charred black and smells really bad?
A1: A baby chewing on an extension cord.
A2: A baby in the fireplace.
Q1: What is red and swings back and forth?
Q2: What's pink and red and sways back and forth, back and forth...?
Q3: What's red and hangs four feet off the floor?
A: Dead baby on a meat hook.
Q: How do you know when an elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
Q: What do elephants use for ben-wa balls?
A: Dead babies.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
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