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If my dog had a face as ugly as yours, I'd shave his ass and make him walk
backwards.
You are uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule.
When she enters a room the mice jump on chairs.
I was going to smack you in the face, but I see that Mother Nature beat me to
it.
You are living proof that aborigines screw kangaroos.
When she went to the plastic surgeon, he wanted to add a tail.
She has a face that would make a ghost scream.
She looks like death warmed up.
It's not Halloween, take the mask off.
You have a face designed for radio.
You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares.
When you cry, the tears run up your face.
I've hated your looks from the very start they gave me.
Your beauty sleep isn't working.
The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog.
I'm not surprised that you are single; even the tide wouldn't take you out.
When you go to the beach, the tide refuses to come in.
When you walk by the bathroom, I bet the toilet flushes.
She looks like a million dollars - all green and wrinkly.
I've seen prettier faces on a pirate flag.
She's got a face like a boiled Octopus.
Does your face hurt? It's killing me.
He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle.
I've seen better looking road kill.
They use a picture of her at the hospital as an alternative to a stomach pump.
When you walk into a bank they turn the cameras off.
When you were born the incubator windows were tinted.
When you were born the doctor slapped your mother.
You're so ugly, when you went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!
When you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, it has your picture beside it.
When your mother took you to the zoo, the Zoo Keepers said, "Thanks for bringing
it back!"
Your face looks like it was lit on fire and put out with an axe.
She doesn't need a plastic surgeon - she needs a wrecking crew.
Did you have your face lifted or your body lowered?
How much would you change to haunt a house?
When I look at your face, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
Did anyone ever tell you you were beautiful - and mean it?
Sit down - you make the place look shabby.
What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his ass back? |
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