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She's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her
gravitational pull.
She's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get them into her pockets.
She's so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does.
She's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance.
She's so fat, if she was a super hero, she would be the Incredible Bulk.
She's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the
part as the big rolling ball.
She's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George
Washington's nose.
She's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
She's so fat, when she wears a red dress in the summer, kids run after her
yelling, "Kool Aid! Kool Aid!"
She's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
She's so fat, she has to sleep in the barn with the rest of the cows.
She's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
She's so fat, if she put her hand on her hip, she would look like a gallon of
milk.
She's so fat, when she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD letters we thought we
were in the hood HO*****OD!
She's so fat, she's got a zit on her butt that's known as Mt. St. Helen.
She's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide.
She's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash.
She's so fat, when she starts a marathon, she's already at the finish line.
She's so fat, she pays taxes in three countries.
She's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt, people wear sunglasses.
She's so fat, she needs to use a boomerang to scratch her fat ass.
She's so fat, she gets her dresses made by Barnum and Bailey.
She's so fat, when she last went to church, nobody would leave until she sang.
She's so fat, her nickname is the Badyear Blimp.
She's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said,
"Hey! Break it up!"
She's so fat, she has her own asteroid belt.
She's so fat, she can kick start a 747.
She's so fat, if she was two feet taller, she'd be spherical.
She's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of high
cholesterol.
She's so fat, she got a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street
when she was walking.
She's so fat, she doesn't sit, she spreads.
She's so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March.
She's so fat, she was stopped by police dogs at the airport for having 300 lbs
of crack under her dress.
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She's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and
Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!
She's so fat, she lives in two time zones - supper time and dinner time.
She's so fat, in school when she stood up and turned around, she would erase all
the black-boards in the room.
She's so fat, it took God one day to create the earth and five days to create
her.
She's so fat, the local police hired her to be a roadblock.
She's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down.
She's so fat, she doesn't take pictures, she takes posters.
She's so fat, when she walks down the street in a green dress, everybody yells,
"Run for your lives! It's GODZILLA!"
She's so fat, when she sings, it's over!
She's so fat, they use her underwear for the screen at the movies.
She's so fat, she Hula-Hooped the Super Bowl.
She's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck
off!"
She's so fat, Thanksgiving Day, she ate dinner for six hours, then said, "I am
going to walk this meal off." I said, "Call me when you get to Brazil!"
She's so fat, she has to wear a hat with a blinking red light to scare off the
airplanes.
She's so fat, if she wears fish-net stockings, they'd better be fifty pound
test.
She's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they
stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
She's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
She's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes - she has to wear Boss Hoggs.
She's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin.
She's so fat, she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
She's so fat, she's 36-24-36...but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh.
She's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came and said, "Break it up!"
She's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
She's so fat, she has to buy two plane tickets, and she doesn't even notice the
armrest.
She's so fat, when she lays down, stunt men try to jump over her. |
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