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I asked her if she enjoys a cigarette after sex. She said,
"No. One drag is enough."
- Rodney Dangerfield
My only thrill is self-inflicted hickies.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to
hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No. I hate myself now."
- Rodney Dangerfield
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Rodney Dangerfield
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty
equally.
- Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
- Emo Phillips
I never think when I write; nobody can do two things at the same time and do
them well.
- Don Marquis
I am a deeply superficial person.
- Andy Warhol
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
- Charles Lamb
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
- Clarence Darrow
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At
least, that's what he told us in the letter.
- Drew Carey
I would have made a good Pope.
- Richard M. Nixon
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional
manner...sulking and nausea.
- Tom K. Ryan
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.
- Michel de Montaigne
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
- Gilda Radner
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
- Garrison Keillor
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too
confining.
- Lily Tomlin
I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in
general.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
I'm a fat anorexic.
- Kiri Te Kanawa
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes get longer.
- Robert Quillen
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
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