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Insults About Religion
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
- G. K. Chesterton

At the extremes it is difficult to distinguish pseudoscience from rigid, doctrinaire religion.
- Carl Sagan

No actual tyrant known to history has ever been guilty of one-hundredth of the crimes, massacres, and other atrocities attributed to the Deity in the Bible.
- Steve Allen

Organized religion: The world's largest pyramid scheme.
- Bernard Katz

Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
- Chapman Cohen

[The Bible] has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
- Mark Twain

In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination.
- Mark Twain

There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as The Dark Ages.
- Ruth Hurmence Green

Where knowledge ends, religion begins.
-Benjamin Disraeli

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
- Blaise Pascal

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

The bastard! He doesn't exist!
- Samuel Beckett

Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Even if god really did exist, it would be necessary to abolish him.
- M. Bakunin

One had better put on gloves before reading the New Testament. The presence of so much filth makes it very advisable.
- F. Nietzche

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.... A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear & realistic thought. He is not a mere ass: he is actually ill.
- H.L. Mencken

You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
- Yassar Arafat (On going to war over religion)

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents.
- George Orwell

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
- George Bernard Shaw

It is a curious thing that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
- Evelyn Waugh

Religion is the idol of the mob; it adores everything it does not understand.
- Frederick the Great

She never attends synagogue, but the synagogue she never attends is always an Orthodox synagogue.

Faith is that quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue.

The man who is always worrying whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn.

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
     

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