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Insults About Mankind
All the world's a cage.
- Heanne Philips

Man, biologically considered, is the most formidable of all the beasts of prey, and indeed the only one that preys systematically on his own species.
- William James

The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.
- George Bernard Shaw

Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
- George Bernard Shaw

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
- Johann von Goethe

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
- Art Linkletter

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
- Joseph Baretti, quoted in James Boswell's Life of Johnson

Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.
-John Steinbeck

In nature a repulsive caterpillar turns into a lovely butterfly. But with humans it is the other way around: a lovely butterfly turns into a repulsive caterpillar.
- Chekhov

Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.
- Aldous Huxley

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
- Annoymous

There are too many people, and too few human beings.
- Robert Zend

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
- Don Marquis

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
- Ambrose Bierce

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
- Evan Esar

Man is a strange animal, he doesn't like to read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it.
- Adlai Stevenson

Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's gentility, which erupts now and again like pimples on an angel's arse?
- John Barth

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
- Charles de Gaulle

Nature is neutral. Man has wrested from nature the power to make the world a desert or to make the deserts bloom. There is no evil in the atom; only in men's souls.
- Adlai Stevenson

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.
- Mark Twain

So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and vroom! there he is, up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.
- Russell Baker

Nuclear weapons could destroy all life on earth, if used properly.
- David Byrne

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatsoever that it is not utterly absurd. Indeed, in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
- Bertrand Russell
     

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