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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
- Margot Asquith
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take
the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
- Mark Twain
He is as good as his word - and his word is no good.
- Seamus MacManus
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
-Sir Winston Churchill
You can always tell when he's lying - his lips move.
- Frankie Howard, on Richard Nixon
In fact, even before the interview, Gary Condit requested a special padded
chair. Because he wanted to be comfortable, because he knew he'd be lying his
ass off.
- Jay Leno, on Gary Condit
He is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. He's one of the few in the history of this
country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the
same time and lying out of both sides.
- Harry S Truman, on Richard M. Nixon
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
- Oscar Wilde
The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!
- Tennessee Williams
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."
- Mary McCarthy, on Lillian Hellman
Richard Nixon is a no-good lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his
mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd
lie just to keep his hand in.
- Harry S. Truman, on Richard Nixon
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
- Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
- Mark Twain
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
- Chicco Marx
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell
them where they know the fish.
- Mark Twain
She's too crafty a woman to invent a new lie when an old one will serve.
- W. Somerset Maugham
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
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