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If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
- William Lashner
Little things affect little minds.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world.
- Van Jacobson
No more sense of direction than a bunch of firecrackers.
- Rob Wagner
The surest sign of intelligent life in the universe is that they haven't
attempted to contact us.
- Bill Watterson
Please try not to be such a wiener-head.
- Dave Barry
Sharp as a sack full of wet mice.
- Foghorn Leghorn
Teflon brain.
- Lily Tomlin
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
- Groucho Marx
There are three types of intelligence. The intelligence of man, the intelligence
of animals and the intelligence of the military. In that order.
- Gottfried Reinhardt
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms
it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
- Douglas Adams
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge.
- Thomas Brackett Reed
What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
- Fred Allen
I suppose [his] hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness.
- Paul Keating
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
- David Letterman
While he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter either.
- James Thurber
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers
While he was not dumber than an ox he was not any smarter either.
- James Thurber
You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else is driving.
- David Letterman
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
- Henry Adams
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.
- Thomas Alva Edison
Reality must take precedence over public relations; for nature cannot be fooled.
- Richard P. Feynman
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
- Edsel Murphy
Nature never makes any blunders; when she makes a fool she means it.
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