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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
- George Bernard Shaw
In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school
boards.
- Mark Twain
Dublin University contains the dream of Ireland - rich and thick.
- Samuel Beckett
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain
If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I
wouldn't be surprised.
- Dorothy Parker
For the past eleven years, American students have scored lower on standardized
tests than European students, Japanese students and certain species of elk.
- Dave Barry
It is tiresome to hear education discussed, tiresome to educate, and tiresome to
be educated.
- William Lamb
It is when the gods hate a man with uncommon abhorrence that they drive him into
the profession of a schoolmaster.
- Seneca
All the great economic ills the world has faced this century can be directly
traced back to the London School of Economics.
- NM Perrera
In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you
didn't have any, they gave you some.
- Emo Philips
My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally
disturbed teachers.
- Woody Allen
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively
at home in prison.
- Evelyn Waugh
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some
indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
- Paul Merton
There's nothing as stupid as an educated man, if you can get him off the thing
he was educated in.
- Will Rogers
An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
- Mike Barfield
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to
write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
- Lenny Bruce
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one
graveyard to another.
- JF Dobie
I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it
in her textbooks.
- Joan Welsh
Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.
- Alan Brien
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of
conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
- Mark Twain
A lecture is a process by which the notes of the professor become the notes of
the students without passing through the minds of either.
- RK Rathbun
Harvard is the storehouse of knowledge because the freshman bring so much in and
the graduates take so little out.
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