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Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't
understand.
- Cardinal De Retz
I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.
- Noel Coward
Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
- Heinrich Heine
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln
The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.
- David Feherty on Nick Faldo
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset Maugham
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human
knowledge.
- Thomas Brackett Reed
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation, but not the
power of speech.
- George Bernard Shaw
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He
really is an idiot.
- Groucho Marx
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all
doubt.
- Mark Twain
What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody cares about? You!
- from "Murphy Brown"
What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
- Fred Allen
He never chooses an opinion - he just wears whatever happens to be in style.
- Leo Tolstoy
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
-Dennis Healy
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
- Socrates
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like
a whipped dog.
- Harold Wilson
He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lamp posts - for support, not
illumination.
- Andrew Lang
I have just got a new theory of eternity.
- Albert Einstein after listening to a long after-dinner speech
He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was
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