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You don't sweat much - for a fat girl.
She's sweating like pregnant nun.
He doesn't know much but heads the league in foul body odor.
He's sweating like a pig on a spit roast.
She sweats like an onion.
He's sweating like a Bishop in a brothel during a police raid.
She's sweating like a sumo wrestler running a marathon.
She sweats like a sumo wrestler in a sauna.
He's sweating like a turkey on Christmas Eve.
She's sweating like a whore in church.
You smell so bad, even the fishery paid you to leave.
You smell so bad, skunks run from you.
You're so dirty, a skunk smelled you and passed out.
You smell so bad, tramps shake their heads when you walk by.
You smell so bad, you have to use Black Flag for a deodorant.
You smell so bad, not even flies would go near you.
You smell so bad, you make Right Guard turn left.
As odious as a shit-house rat.
You smell bad enough to stink a dog off a gut wagon.
He doesn't know much but heads the league in foul body odor.
Go bathe your putrid carcass in industrial strength bleach.
Your fragrance of choice is "Eau De Skunk".
You're so dirty, when you jump in the ocean, you leave a ring around the shore.
You're so dirty, you did the splits and stuck to the floor.
You're so dirty, you made Speed Stick slow down.?
You're so dirty, you threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
You're so dirty, you use your dirty clothes as a weapon.
You're so dirty, you have to creep up on bath water.
You're so dirty, the government uses your bath water for chemical weapons.
You're so dirty, you only change her drawers once every 10,000 miles.
You're so dirty, I talked to you over the computer, and you gave me a virus.
You're so dirty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing an
oxygen mask.
You're so dirty, every time you open her mouth, you're literally talking shit.
You're so dirty, you bring crabs to the beach.
You're so dirty, you made Right Guard call for backup.
You're so dirty, even the fishery paid you to leave.
You're so dirty, Ozzie Osbourne refused to bite your head off.
You're so dirty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to your farts.
You're so dirty, skunks run from you.
You're so dirty, a skunk smelled your ass and passed out.
You're so dirty, tramps shake their heads when you walk by.
You're so dirty, you went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea.
You're so dirty, you joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, you.
You're so dirty, you're like Shaq - you don't fake the funk.
You're so dirty, flies land on your picture.
You're so dirty, you have to use Black Flag for a deodorant.
You're so dirty, lice visit you on their vacations.
You're so dirty, not even flies would go near you.
You're so dirty, you use Drain-O to douche. |
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