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You smell so bad, you make Right Guard turn left.
Your house is so dirty, the roaches ride around on dune buggies.
You buy rat traps wholesale for your house.
The sheets on your bed are so stiff that they stand up on their ends.
Dust mites can't live in your bed, your crabs eat them!
No wonder your house stinks, its all those second hand tampons in the bathroom.
She brushes her teeth with the toilet bowl brush.
A sewage farm is like a hospital ward compared to your house.
You are so filthy that a sewer would reject you and send you back to the toilet
that you originated from.
Who stirred the shit in your local cesspool to wake you up?
You are the largest and smelliest shit pile that has ever existed in your
stinking world.
Ever thought of emigrating and removing one more bit of pollution from the
country?
Your farts could fuel a twenty ton truck.
As odious as a shit-house rat.
You smell bad enough to stink a dog off a gut wagon.
If you took a shower, you'd be 15lbs lighter.
You shouldn't suck your thumb after it has been up your ass - wash it first with
Toilet Duck.
Be careful when you take a shower, you're so slimy you would slither down the
plughole.
All she needs to do to lose weight is take a bath.
Her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
She puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
A skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Your house is so filthy, the Health Inspectors wipe their feet before they go
back outside.
Please stand downwind from me.
She's so filthy, her knickers stick to the ceiling.
He doesn't know much but heads the league in foul body odor.
Go bathe your putrid carcass in industrial strength bleach.
His house is so filthy, I tripped over a rat and a cockroach stole my wallet.
She has a self-cleaning refrigerator - she leaves food in there so long, it
eventually crawls out on it's own.
If a dog bit her, it would get rabies.
She has more crabs then Red Lobster.
She pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
She's got more clap than an auditorium.
Her pussy smells, when I go fishing, I rub my hooks on her snatch and I get
stink bait.
Your hair is so greasy you could fry a chicken in it!
If you called her up for phone sex, you'd get an ear infection.
The only reason she shaves her bikini is to make swatting the crabs easier.
Your fragrance of choice is "Eau De Skunk".
You sort your laundry as "Filthy" and "Filthy, but wearable." |
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