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Her hair lounges on her shoulders like an anesthetized cocker spaniel.
- Henry Allen, on Lauren Bacall
She looks like she combs her hair with an eggbeater.
- Louella Parsons, on Joan Collins
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
- P. G. Wodehouse
As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff,
unbending and impenetrable...and that's just his hair.
- David Letterman
Here is my favorite little tidbit about Gary Condit. He would go to hairdressers
but he would call up and he would make the appointment under Greg. 'It's not
Congressman Condit, it's Greg and I'm coming in to have my tips streaked' or
whatever the hell he does. So to get his hair worked on he would use an alias.
Have you seen his hair? His hairdresser should use an alias.
- David Letterman?
He has turned almost alarmingly blond - he's gone past platinum, he must be
plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth.
- Pauline Kael, on Robert Redford.
I suppose his hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness.
- Paul Keating
She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
- Saul Bellow
Why don't you do something different with your hair, like wash it?
Could you use your brain for something besides holding the stupid haircut up?
Did you style your hair like that on purpose?
She perms the hairs on her back and sleeps in a hair net.?
I'll pull your blonde hair out by your black roots.
Her hair is so short, when she braided it they looked like stitches.
You could play Lassie in that wig.
Your hair looks like a rat has been sucking on it.
Her hair is so short, she curls it with rice.
She's so hairy, she wears an all-over shower cap.
Some women are blonde on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side -
she is blonde from 'Peroxide'.
Should I call an ambulance, or will you survive that haircut?
The last time I saw something that hairy, it was eating a banana.
He has wavy hair - it's waving goodbye.
Her hair is so short, when she braided it, they looked like stitches.
Her hair is so short, she curls it with rice.
Her hair is so weedy, even Moses couldn't part it.
You look like you got your hair cut in a pet shop.
Is that your hair, or did you just walk through a car wash?
Your hair is so greasy, you could fry a chicken in it.
Your hair is so greasy, if you went for a swim in the sea, they'd think you were
an oil slick.
What is that on you head? A hairball from a mountain lion?
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