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He has an interesting hobby. He collects old clothes and wears them.
That's a nice suit you're wearing. When did the clown die?
You couldn't look any more ridiculous if you're old lady owner dressed you in
pink doggie diapers and sat you on top of a grand piano.
You look like a tea-sipping Frenchman in a miniskirt.
Who gave you that tie? Somebody angry with you?
Whatever gave you the idea that that color suited you?
That's a lovely dress you have - who shot the couch?
I like your dress. It's amazing what you can do with a little imagination and a
potato sack.
I like that dress that you are almost wearing.
I like the suit you're wearing. Who shines it for you?
I love that jacket you're wearing. It's obvious you shop at only the finest
garage sales.
You really should stop buying material for your dresses at curtain sales.
Who is your Tailor, Helen Keller?
Nice suit, are you wearing it for a bet?
I'm not saying he's a square - but they built a town around him.
Your tailor must have a good sense of humor.
Hey, I love your suit. K-Mart, right?
I like that outfit you're wearing. You should hang on to it - it'll come back in
style some day.
I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you?
He looks like he dressed in front of an airplane propeller.
He dresses like an unmade bed.
I've seen wounds better dressed than him
He's so scruffy he makes the Turin Shroud look smart
He wore a shirt with colors so loud it would have made Stevie Wonder blink
She dresses so badly I thought she was an advert for Oxfam
I've seen crabs better dressed than her
She's dressed up like a dogs dinner
His clothes came back from the laundry - they refused to accept them.
She looks like she was poured into that dress - and forgot to say when!
His suits all have that Italian look - wine stains down the front.
I'm glad to see you - I didn't even know the circus was in town.
A common Blackbird dressing itself in the stolen feathers of a Bird of Paradise.
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