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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
- Milton Friedman
Guidelines for Bureaucrats: 1. When in charge, ponder. 2. When in trouble,
delegate. 3. When in doubt, mumble.
- James H. Borden
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
- Anonymous
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new
bureaucracy.
- Franz Kafka
Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald
cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house
lands on a witch.
- Dave James
Did you ever have the measles, and if so, how many?
- Artemus Ward, "The Census"
Each of Nature's organisms, when frightened or confused, reacts in a
characteristic way: deer flee, blowfish swell up, and government emits pieces of
paper.
- Bill Stone
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
- Werner Von Braun
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
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