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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
- Stanislaw Lec
Sits he on never so high a throne, a man still sits on his bottom.
- Michel de Montaigne
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with
them.
- Abigail Adams
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
- Eric Hoffer
The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.
- Laurence J. Peter
He was so narrow minded, he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
- Molly Ivins
He was so narrow minded, that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both
eyes.
- Fred Allen
She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together.
- John Cantu
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging
their prejudices.
- William James
The General is suffering from mental saddle sores.
- Harold L. Ickes, on Hugh S. Johnson
Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an
open mind and having holes in one's head?
- Richard Schultz
Opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one.
- Salt 'N Pepa
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
- Groucho Marx
None of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.
- Oscar Wilde
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
- Toledo Blade Newspaper
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.
- Alexander Woollcott
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
- Earl Wilson
His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of
nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap.
- Irving Stone on William Jennings Bryan
His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
- F. H. Bradley
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
- Mae West
His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it.
- Heywood Braun
Little things affect little minds.
- Benjamin Disraeli
The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you
- Nancy Astor
To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a
disease.
- Nancy Mitford
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
- Kin Hubbard
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have
not got it.
- George Bernard Shaw
Cynics regard everybody as equally corrupt. Idealists regard everybody as
equally corrupt, except themselves.
- Robert Anton Wilson
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any
Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
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