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You're so old, you have hieroglyphics on your driver's license.
You're so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to your apartment.
You're so old, you walked into an antique store and they kept you.
You're so old, when you were young, rainbows were black and white.
You're so old, your memory is in black and white.
You're so old, you have an autographed Bible.
You're so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
You're so old, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
You're so old, your social security number is 1.
You're so old, you birth certificate says "Expired" on it.
You're so old, George Burns calls you "Grandma."
You're so old, you owe Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
You're so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
You're so old, you're blind from The Big Bang.
You're so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
You're so old, you have a picture of Moses in your yearbook.
You're so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, you were on the other side fishing.
You're so old, you knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
You're so old, you owe Jesus a nickel.
You're so old, you used to baby-sit Jesus.
You're so old, your birthday's expired.
You're so old, you DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.?
You're so old, you needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.?
You're so old, you went to an antique auction and three people bid on you.?
You're so old, if you were a car it would be time to roll back your odometer.
You're so old, you drove a chariot to high school.
You're so old, you took your drivers test on a dinosaur.
You're so old, you used to baby-sit Yoda.
You're so old, your memory is in black & white.
You're so old, vultures constantly circle your house.
You're so old, I asked to see your birth certificate, and you handed me a rock.
You're so old, you have a picture of George Washington in your yearbook.?
You're so old, you were a waitress at The Last Supper.?
You're so old, you went to school before they had a history class.?
You're so old, when you read the bible, you reminisce.
You're so old, so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.?
You're so old, you fart mummy dust.?
You're so old, you squirt powdered milk out your nipples.?
You're so old, you sat next to Moses in school.
You're so old, your blood type was discontinued.
You're so old, you knew Eve when she was just a rib! |
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