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Insults About Advertising
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
- Will Rogers

Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency. She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.
- Jacques Sequela

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
- Stephen Leacock

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
- George Orwell

Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency.
- Raymond Chandler

You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
- Joseph E. Levine

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
- Fred Allen
     

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