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A great actress, from the waist down.
- Dame Margaret Kendal, on Sarah Bernhardt
She ran the whole gamut of emotions from A to B.
- Dorothy Parker, on Katherine Hepburn
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
- Groucho Marx
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
- Joan Rivers
She has breasts of granite and a mind like a Gruyere cheese.
- Billy Wilder, on Marilyn Monroe
I didn't know her well, but after watching her in action I didn't want to know
her well.
- Joan Crawford, on Judy Garland
She aught to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
- Bette Midler, on Helen Reddy
She's a vacuum with nipples.
- Otto Preminger, on Marilyn Monroe
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
- Bob Hope
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
- Henny Youngman
She looks like she combs her hair with an eggbeater.
- Louella Parsons, on Joan Collins
Joan always cries a lot. Her tear ducts must be close to her bladder.
- Bette Davis, on Joan Crawford
She turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the
lines.
- Joan Rivers, on Bo Derek
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of
an adult.
- Sir Laurence Olivier
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite sameness.
- David Shipmanon, on Marlene Dietrich
The worst and most homeliest thing to hit the screens since Liza Minelli.
- John Simon, on Shelley Duvall
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- Joan Rivers
He acts like he's got a Mixmaster up his ass and doesn't want anyone to know it.
- Marlon Brando, on Montgomery Clift
He got a reputation as a great actor by just thinking hard about the next line.
- King Vidor, on Gary Cooper
Hah! I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a boy!
- Ava Gardner, on Mia Farrow's marriage to Frank Sinatra
Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's
the hair.
- Tom Shales, on Farrah Fawcett
He's the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms.
- Mamie Van Doren, on Warren Beatty
I wouldn't vote for her if she stood on her head and spit nickels out.
- Lauren Bacall, on Rosie Perez's Oscar nomination
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
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