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Did you cause the problem, you discombobulated bobblehead?


 

You unfunny clown in a glitter-sprinkled dunce cap! You're a clueless gimp, aren't you?


 

Lying überfuckwit! Tell the truth, Bitch.

That's right, überfuckwit.

See? You're too fucking clueless to see how clueless you are, you frontal lobe amputee.

Will the problem go away if you ignore it, you clodhopping klunkerhead?


 

Then, ignore it!

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Can you blame some other stupid fuck?


 

Then, blame someone else!

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Can you bullshit your way out of it, you freakish specimen of botched genetics?


 

Then, bullshit your way out of it!

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Can you counterclaim and force a standoff, you drooling spastic?


 

Then, counterclaim and force a standoff!

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Can you half-ass fix it, you perplexed pea-brained peon?


 

Then, half-ass fix it!

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Can you hide the problem, you colon-sniffing troglodyte?


 

Then, hide the problem!

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Can you claim diminished responsibility, fake a stroke, or plead for mercy?


 

Then, claim diminished responsibility, fake a stroke, or plead for mercy!

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Sorry, you're fucked!

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